From nc0691@noc.netcom.net Thu Nov 18 11:09:01 1999
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1998 15:13:03 -0800 (PST)
From: Jason Newquist <nc0691@noc.netcom.net>
To: change@noc.netcom.net, nc0691@noc.netcom.net,
    network-admins@noc.netcom.net
Subject: NOCR: Eject the warp core. [NETCOMticket#000666]

ORIGINATOR: Jason Newquist <nc0691>

SUBJECT:    Eject the warp core.

OUR TICKET: 000666

OTHER TIX:  

SUMMARY:    Put Elizabeth Olson on the warp core and push the big red
            button.

PURPOSE:    Create space debris.  Clear out a desk.

IMPACT:     Deplete the collective IQ of Network Engineering.  Cool
            special effects.

SCHEDULE:   Fri Dec 11, 1998, 04:59 PM - 05:00 PM
            duration: 00 hrs 01 mins

RESOURCE:   Beer.  One Cisco Warp Core (with handles).  One big red 
            button.  Seedcorn.

FALLBACK:   Pull the Louie-bot out of mothballs and give it a wig.